Fuck This Place.

Mission
Stream-of-concious, proof read, corporate jargon that outlines a company’s rational goals and expectations. Also, the exact same mission statement is used for every company in the history of Corporate America.
 

Vision
Is this a fucking trick question? 

 History 
The exact same history as every company in the history of Corporate America. Two soulless shitbags, (usually white, male and wealthy) leave one evil empire by stealing a couple of clients and starting their own evil empire.  

For more information please just visit the About Us section of any corporate website in the world (excuse us, global). 

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